HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | HALLOWEED EDITION!

FRANKENBERRY BAKED

WITCHES WEED MEETS GHOST OG

ZONKED ON ZOMBIE KUSH.

Ghouls be damned! Whether recreating an iconic (or ironic) Moira Rose ensemble inspired by the runaway show Schitt’s Creek or donning a dollar-store mask and calling it a day, celebrating Halloweed is more than mere mortals putting alter egos on display and dancing with the devil. We deserve bet-ter. 

Ah yes, my pretties, it’s all about the green—and we’ve doubled, doubled, toiled an’ troubled over featuring our top picks straight from the Great Canna Patch, Charlie Brown. Or, in Moira's case, the lea of a picturesque weed-covered ridge. No wonder she futzed up her words.

From hair-raising euphoric highs to ever-so-chill with y’er Blue Buddha boo, these amazing strains are the reason why, haunted hash-lovin' hands down, it’s the most wickedly wonderful time of year:

·       Black Widow

·       Diablo OG

·       Durban Poison

·       Frankenberry

·       Green Goblin

·       Ghost OG

·       Killer Queen

·       Voodoo

·       Witches Weed

·       Zombie Kush

Try one or try’em all—because bobbing for apples is better when blitzed. Even if you're diving in as a disgruntled pelican or the "I'm-too-spooky" Stevie. In that case, light up the primo. 

LA-area? Check out @whisperweed for flower, edibles, concentrates, tinctures, topicals and more. If close to San Diego, stop by @mankind_dispensary then, poof, it’s off to choof with you. Like this post? Join our canna-fam and comment, share, like and spread a bit of joie de weed. Visit www.blazingeisha.com for socials, videos and more bong-chonging badassery!

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | STUPID QUESTION DAY!

DID YOU BRING DA BLEEZE?

WHO WANTS SOME CHOOF-A-DEE-DOOF?

WHERE'D YOU STASH THAT HASH?

Bitch please! This is all complete lunacy. Just pass the damn thing. Don’t even get us started on all the other inane asks out there, like “Should I name my bong Bubba?” (Hint: the red seas don’t have to part for that answer. And, hopefully, those thoughts never crossed your mind.)

To be clear, one obviously needs mondo clarity when pondering life’s big mysteries—and we’re talkin’ sativa-dominant strains that’ll have you hailin’ Mary [Jane] in no time. (Amen to that.) Want euphoric energy to tackle the creative tasks you’ve been ditchin’? Sour Diesel is stimulating, cerebral and keeps chiefs who cheef mentally focused. Looking to kickstart your day? Cinex produces mood-enhancing, stimulating effects that make it the perfect wake-and-bake strain. BAM. And BAM again.

OTOH, because of higher indica-vs-sativa ratios, a hybrid like OG Kush provides alertness with a relaxed body calm, so bring it on. Still in the weeds? Try Green Crack or Harlequin sativas, indica-dominant Zkittlez or hybrids such as Green Punch or Mother’s Helper.

What’s your go-to when y’a wanna get pumped? Tell us in the comments below. Looking for responses to our haiku quiz? (As if the snark-savvy didn’t already know.)

1. Of course, you big silly

2. Everyone—duh

3. A good stoner never reveals their source

Check out @weedmaps to find these or your fave strains and then schwomp the day’s foppery away with a big fat fatty. Like this post? Join our canna-fam—comment, follow, like, subscribe, share and help spread a bit of joie de weed. Visit blazingeisha.com for socials, videos and more blazin’ badassery!