Did you bring the bleeze?
Who wants some choof-a-dee-doof?
Where’d you stash that hash?
Bitch please! This is all complete lunacy. Just pass the
damn thing. Don’t even get us started on all the other inane asks out there,
like “Should I name my bong Bubba?” (Hint: the red seas don’t have to part for that answer. And, hopefully, those thoughts never crossed your mind.)
To be clear, one obviously needs mondo clarity when
pondering life’s big mysteries—and we’re talkin’ sativa-dominant strains
that’ll have you hailin’ Mary [Jane] in no time. (Amen to that.) Want euphoric
energy to tackle the creative tasks you’ve been ditchin’? Sour Diesel is stimulating,
cerebral and keeps chiefs who cheef mentally focused. Looking to kickstart your
day? Cinex produces mood-enhancing, stimulating effects that make it the
perfect wake-and-bake strain. BAM. And BAM again.
OTOH, because of higher indica-vs-sativa ratios, a hybrid like
OG Kush provides alertness with a relaxed body calm, so bring it on. Still in
the weeds? Try Green Crack or Harlequin sativas, indica-dominant Zkittlez or hybrids
such as Green Punch or Mother’s Helper.
What’s your go-to when y’a wanna
get pumped? Tell us in the comments below. Looking for responses to our haiku quiz?
(As if the snark-savvy didn’t already know.)
1. Of course, you big silly
2. Everyone—duh
3. A good stoner never reveals
their source
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