HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | WIFE APPRECIATION DAY!

KISS THE BLUSHING BLUNT

SHE ROLLS? WIFE THAT DANK DIVA,

MAMA SAVES THE SHAKE.

Nice day for a WEED WEDDING! Now that you’ve sealed the deal, grab the little missus and hit some Wedding Cake, a tangy, peppery, sour strain with super creamy notes kinda like, um, cake. Talk about ooey, gooey dank-deliciousness. 

Best part? (And you know there is one.) The Cherry Pie-and-Girl-Scout-Cookies marriage that spawned this Indica-dominant hybrid couldn’t have birthed a more amazeballs aphrodisiac. Its intense-yet-euphoric high will have her canoodlin’ daddy’s doobies (or mommy's but, either way, hopefully that’s you) and then some. Ohhhhhhh yeah. And mackin’ while cake-raked, er, rekindling love, is what this beautiful heartfelt holiday’s all about.

So whether you and your boo have reached the first or 50th anniversary, bringing her flowers of the toke-tastic kind is the ultimate symbol of hella-ppreciation. Remember, the couple that blazes together, stayzes together—just make sure there’s a pre-nup stating who gets custody of the bong.

Check out @nobleglass for wedding/anniversary bongs or @weedmaps to find Wedding Cake at a dispensary near you.

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | FORTUNE COOKIES DAY!

CRYSTAL BALLS 'N' BUD

WE AIN'T TALKIN' SUBTLE BUZZ,

BAKE, BAKE, BAKE THAT GREEN.

Welcome to our fave kind of holiday! This bitchin’ cookie strain is an auspicious hybrid of OG Kush and Girl Scout Cookies that’s dammmmm-mmmmmn good. And stoner foodies (stonoodies?) are in for an herbal, nutty, skunky sweet treat that kicks Thin Mint’s poser ass to the curb. After a big, fat bing-ting of this, you’ll be giggling, “Aren’t we the lucky ones?” Hint: Yes, yes we are.

Your fortune? “Three hits and major euphoria will send you soarin' in the extremely near future. You’re welcome.” Lucky Numbers: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (Chill. Flying solo = more weed for you. And who doesn't want that?)

Wanna whip up a batch o' fortune cookie bliss that’ll have you bakin’ in more ways than one? Check out the Weed Blog for recipes. PS: just make sure you don’t burn the house down ‘cuz you’re so dang hozed. Or simply visit @leafly for a dispensary near you.

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | SWAP IDEAS DAY!

ENLIGHTENMENT BUZZ

SOAR LIKE NOBODY'S BIDNESS,

BURN THAT DANK FATTY.

Here’s another big idea for you: SMOKE MORE WEED! Mwahahahaha. Being that history’s greatest minds would agree this concept is absolute brilliance, we’d have to charge you for another. But whatevs, can’t stop the little gems from flyin’ outta our mouths. Like… "pass the blunt, bitch" or "yabba that dabba." Exactly.

Want to flip the imagination switch to high frappé? We recommend a delicious twist o’ Kali Mist, Jack Herer and Chemdog to awaken y’er creative Krakken. Or try’em all at once to fully appreciate the sage sorcery behind Snoop’s “81 blunts a day… x 7.”

Check out High Times’ “Five Artists Who Smoke Weed” for more nug-lovin' genius. Like this post? Join our canna-fam and comment, follow, like, subscribe, share and help spread some joie de weed. Visit blazingeisha.com for socials, videos and more bong-chonging badassery!


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