HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | SPRING HAS SPRUNG!

IT'S SPRING—TIME TO TOKE

GREENHOUSE GROWIN', BOWLS BLOWIN'

RUBY VIOLET FIRE.

April showers bring May FLOWER! By the looks of it, spring ain't the only thing in bloom—and we're here for it. From backyard boogies with Point Breeze to picnicking with Pineapple Mojito, here are a few popular strains to elevate your next barbecue.  

Point Breeze

If you're ready for some super yummmbly and oh-so-bubblegumbly sweet leaf that's perfect for painting rainbows, this happy, heady, indica-dominant hybrid is known for its knockout effects. A cross of Khalifa Kush x Gastro Pop, the nuanced diesel finish doesn't disappoint. Warning: This shizz ain't playin'. 

Pineapple Mojito

When Carambola and Lemon Limez cross, a fruity paradise awaits. This smooth, sativa-dominant hybrid features tang-adjacent notes of pineapple, mint, ginger and sour gas. The result of crossing Mojito x Pineapple Zkittlez, its zesty freshness leaves you energized with an uplifting, clear-headed euphoria. Once again, Higher Heights breeds Mendo's best. 

Ruby Violet

Creativity soars with this potent sativa-dominant hybrid that's known for its high THC content and energetic, relaxing vibe. This Grape Nana x Gush Mints breed boasts a distinct, aromatic profile perfect for an afternoon schmooz.

Peach Crescendo

As the days get longer, now's the time to experience a burst of zippy-trippy seasonal sweetness with Ethos Genetics' sunny sativa-leaning hybrid. Smooth with citrus-y notes, it's a complex blend of Chem D, I-95, Mandarin Cookies x Peach Rings sure to make any spring sesh sing.

Flowerbomb Kush

Green Crack and OG Bush had a bouncing baby bud—and she's an award-winning 70:30 indica-dom strain with effects ranging from soothing to psychedelic. Thanks to THC levels of up to 19%, the intense, long-lasting cerebral high cracks the creative floodgates wide open (not to mention your appetite), followed by a soothing, full-body relaxation. Great way to end of the day and float off into la la land. Literally.

Greenies can check out Weedmaps or Leafly to find flower, edibles, concentrates, tinctures, and topicals nearby. Like this post? Join our bammy canna-fam. Your comments, follows, likes, subscribes, and shares help spread some joie de schmeez 'round the world. God knows we all need it. (Some more than others, so do them a solid.)

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | HALLOWEED EDITION!

FRANKENBERRY BAKED

WITCHES WEED MEETS GHOST OG

ZONKED ON ZOMBIE KUSH.

Ghouls be damned! Whether recreating an iconic (or ironic) Moira Rose ensemble inspired by the runaway show Schitt’s Creek or donning a dollar-store mask and calling it a day, celebrating Halloweed is more than mere mortals putting alter egos on display and dancing with the devil. We deserve bet-ter. 

Ah yes, my pretties, it’s all about the green—and we’ve doubled, doubled, toiled an’ troubled over featuring our top picks straight from the Great Canna Patch, Charlie Brown. Or, in Moira's case, the lea of a picturesque weed-covered ridge. No wonder she futzed up her words.

From hair-raising euphoric highs to ever-so-chill with y’er Blue Buddha boo, these amazing strains are the reason why, haunted hash-lovin' hands down, it’s the most wickedly wonderful time of year:

·       Black Widow

·       Diablo OG

·       Durban Poison

·       Frankenberry

·       Green Goblin

·       Ghost OG

·       Killer Queen

·       Voodoo

·       Witches Weed

·       Zombie Kush

Try one or try’em all—because bobbing for apples is better when blitzed. Even if you're diving in as a disgruntled pelican or the "I'm-too-spooky" Stevie. In that case, light up the primo. 

LA-area? Check out @whisperweed for flower, edibles, concentrates, tinctures, topicals and more. If close to San Diego, stop by @mankind_dispensary then, poof, it’s off to choof with you. Like this post? Join our canna-fam and comment, share, like and spread a bit of joie de weed. Visit www.blazingeisha.com for socials, videos and more bong-chonging badassery!

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | STUPID QUESTION DAY!

DID YOU BRING DA BLEEZE?

WHO WANTS SOME CHOOF-A-DEE-DOOF?

WHERE'D YOU STASH THAT HASH?

Bitch please! This is all complete lunacy. Just pass the damn thing. Don’t even get us started on all the other inane asks out there, like “Should I name my bong Bubba?” (Hint: the red seas don’t have to part for that answer. And, hopefully, those thoughts never crossed your mind.)

To be clear, one obviously needs mondo clarity when pondering life’s big mysteries—and we’re talkin’ sativa-dominant strains that’ll have you hailin’ Mary [Jane] in no time. (Amen to that.) Want euphoric energy to tackle the creative tasks you’ve been ditchin’? Sour Diesel is stimulating, cerebral and keeps chiefs who cheef mentally focused. Looking to kickstart your day? Cinex produces mood-enhancing, stimulating effects that make it the perfect wake-and-bake strain. BAM. And BAM again.

OTOH, because of higher indica-vs-sativa ratios, a hybrid like OG Kush provides alertness with a relaxed body calm, so bring it on. Still in the weeds? Try Green Crack or Harlequin sativas, indica-dominant Zkittlez or hybrids such as Green Punch or Mother’s Helper.

What’s your go-to when y’a wanna get pumped? Tell us in the comments below. Looking for responses to our haiku quiz? (As if the snark-savvy didn’t already know.)

1. Of course, you big silly

2. Everyone—duh

3. A good stoner never reveals their source

Check out @weedmaps to find these or your fave strains and then schwomp the day’s foppery away with a big fat fatty. Like this post? Join our canna-fam—comment, follow, like, subscribe, share and help spread a bit of joie de weed. Visit blazingeisha.com for socials, videos and more blazin’ badassery!

HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | IT'S A PUNCH DAY PARTY!

FAR FROM SKUNK-FUNKY

SOARIN' ON EUPHORIA,

PICKSWIZZLE 'N' CHILLLLLL.

Remember the adorably violent Punchy from vintage ‘60s Saturday morning kids’ drink commercials? “Hey, how’s about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” takes on a dank new meaning when referring to the Aloha State’s superstar sativa. With a spicy aroma, amped THC levels and its sweet, tropical flavor, this badass bud packs a potent, smooth, long-lasting high. 

Yessirree, the resulting psychedelic blast of creativity, focus and clarity will have you zinga-zonged for hours. Not to mention sexual prowess. Um… can you say, “Hey, how’s about a nice 10 rounds o' bumpin’ them uglies?” (Or somethin’ koochy-hoochy-rock-‘n’-roll like that.)

Now, we’re certainly not implying that the fruit-juicy kind of soused one experiences after gurgling gallons of this frat-party fave isn’t holiday-worthy in and of itself (we wouldn't dream of it), but seriously. Nothing compares. The perks from this amazing strain are beyond endless—without the hangover. Just the thought of schtupping your cute little Kamehameha off is pretty damn hot. And who doesn't want some o' dat?

So wake, bake and pack a bowl of Hawaii’s fave flower—you’ll be over the rainbow in no time. All day long. (Literally.) Visit @weedmaps for a dispensary near you or, if close to the San Diego area, stop by @mankind_dispensary and start celebrating this wack-a-doo day.

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | RICE KRISPIE TREAT DAY!

ZAP, KRACKLE, PLOP THIS

MEDIBLE INTO Y'ER MOUTH

NOM, NOM, FLYIN' HIGH.

Treat yo' bad self! Talk about breakfast of chong-pions! Make this sugary childhood treat a lot sticky-ickier by whipping up a batch infused with some Fruity Pebbles, a sweet, tropical-flavored Indica-dominant hybrid boasting Granddaddy Purple, Tahoe Alien and Green Ribbon ancestry. And that’s one ménage a trois that zinga-zonged its way to a verrrry happy ending.

But we digress. After a big, fat bong sesh, there’s no better—or more nostalgic—nosh for taming the munchies. Kinda like an old-fashioned “chaser.” Feeling ambitious? Bust out your trusty chef hat, a few simple ingredients (including the essential cannabutter) and have at it. You’ll find a variety of easy-shmeezy recipes destined to have you beaming like Bammy Crocker meets Leave It to Beaver. And nothin’ says lovin’ like extra “krispy” treats that even the hard-to-please Mikey would wanna throw down. 

New to baking edibles and prefer step-by-step instructions? Check out the ooey-gooey goodness over at Herb, with a vegan-friendly version available from Edibloom. Mangiare!

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | WIFE APPRECIATION DAY!

KISS THE BLUSHING BLUNT

SHE ROLLS? WIFE THAT DANK DIVA,

MAMA SAVES THE SHAKE.

Nice day for a WEED WEDDING! Now that you’ve sealed the deal, grab the little missus and hit some Wedding Cake, a tangy, peppery, sour strain with super creamy notes kinda like, um, cake. Talk about ooey, gooey dank-deliciousness. 

Best part? (And you know there is one.) The Cherry Pie-and-Girl-Scout-Cookies marriage that spawned this Indica-dominant hybrid couldn’t have birthed a more amazeballs aphrodisiac. Its intense-yet-euphoric high will have her canoodlin’ daddy’s doobies (or mommy's but, either way, hopefully that’s you) and then some. Ohhhhhhh yeah. And mackin’ while cake-raked, er, rekindling love, is what this beautiful heartfelt holiday’s all about.

So whether you and your boo have reached the first or 50th anniversary, bringing her flowers of the toke-tastic kind is the ultimate symbol of hella-ppreciation. Remember, the couple that blazes together, stayzes together—just make sure there’s a pre-nup stating who gets custody of the bong.

Check out @nobleglass for wedding/anniversary bongs or @weedmaps to find Wedding Cake at a dispensary near you.

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | FORTUNE COOKIES DAY!

CRYSTAL BALLS 'N' BUD

WE AIN'T TALKIN' SUBTLE BUZZ,

BAKE, BAKE, BAKE THAT GREEN.

Welcome to our fave kind of holiday! This bitchin’ cookie strain is an auspicious hybrid of OG Kush and Girl Scout Cookies that’s dammmmm-mmmmmn good. And stoner foodies (stonoodies?) are in for an herbal, nutty, skunky sweet treat that kicks Thin Mint’s poser ass to the curb. After a big, fat bing-ting of this, you’ll be giggling, “Aren’t we the lucky ones?” Hint: Yes, yes we are.

Your fortune? “Three hits and major euphoria will send you soarin' in the extremely near future. You’re welcome.” Lucky Numbers: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (Chill. Flying solo = more weed for you. And who doesn't want that?)

Wanna whip up a batch o' fortune cookie bliss that’ll have you bakin’ in more ways than one? Check out the Weed Blog for recipes. PS: just make sure you don’t burn the house down ‘cuz you’re so dang hozed. Or simply visit @leafly for a dispensary near you.

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HIGH-KU OF THE DAY!® | SWAP IDEAS DAY!

ENLIGHTENMENT BUZZ

SOAR LIKE NOBODY'S BIDNESS,

BURN THAT DANK FATTY.

Here’s another big idea for you: SMOKE MORE WEED! Mwahahahaha. Being that history’s greatest minds would agree this concept is absolute brilliance, we’d have to charge you for another. But whatevs, can’t stop the little gems from flyin’ outta our mouths. Like… "pass the blunt, bitch" or "yabba that dabba." Exactly.

Want to flip the imagination switch to high frappé? We recommend a delicious twist o’ Kali Mist, Jack Herer and Chemdog to awaken y’er creative Krakken. Or try’em all at once to fully appreciate the sage sorcery behind Snoop’s “81 blunts a day… x 7.”

Check out High Times’ “Five Artists Who Smoke Weed” for more nug-lovin' genius. Like this post? Join our canna-fam and comment, follow, like, subscribe, share and help spread some joie de weed. Visit blazingeisha.com for socials, videos and more bong-chonging badassery!


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