Far from skunk-funky
Soarin’ on euphoria,
Pickswizzle ‘n’ chilllll.
Remember the adorably violent Punchy from vintage ‘60s Saturday
morning kids’ drink commercials? “Hey, how’s about a nice Hawaiian Punch?”
takes on a dank new meaning when referring to the Aloha State’s superstar sativa.
With a spicy aroma, amped THC levels and its sweet, tropical flavor, this
badass bud packs a potent, smooth, long-lasting high.
Yessirree, the resulting psychedelic blast of creativity,
focus and clarity will have you zinga-zonged for hours. Not to mention sexual prowess. Um… can
you say, “Hey, how’s about a nice 10 rounds o' bumpin’ them uglies?” (Or somethin’ koochy-hoochy-rock-‘n’-roll like that.)
Now, we’re certainly not implying that the fruit-juicy kind of soused
one experiences after gurgling gallons of this frat-party fave isn’t holiday-worthy in and of itself (we wouldn't dream of it), but seriously. Nothing compares. The perks from this amazing strain are beyond endless—without the hangover. Just the thought of schtupping your cute little Kamehameha off is pretty damn hot. And who doesn't want some o' dat?
So wake, bake and pack a bowl of Hawaii’s fave flower—you’ll be over the rainbow in no time. All day long. (Literally.) Visit @weedmaps
for a dispensary near you or, if close to the San Diego area, stop by @mankind_dispensary and start celebrating this wack-a-doo day.
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