HIGH-KU OF THE "BATMAN" DAY!

TOKIE DOKE DANK KNIGHT, 

HOLY BUBONIC CHRONIC—

GOTHAM GOES GANJA!

BAM! BHANG! BURN! Today the Caped Crusader is celebrating the big 8-0 and stoner fans couldn’t be more bat-faced. Numerous strains honor Bruce Wayne’s choof-a-doofin’ alter ego, so pick one, pack a big bowl and Cheef O’Hara the day away dreamin’ bout eight decades of campy bat bliss.

Lift spirits with Batman OG, a pungent, earthy indica that packs a euphoric, relaxing and very potent punch—or is it more of a total knockout? A few hits of this and you’ll be dancin’ the Batusi in no time. (You just may have to do it while horizontal on the couch.) Harness the clarity necessary to get through another day in Gotham with Sour Joker, a stimulating sativa that’ll have nug lovers climbing up the sides of skyscrapers in no time. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Want to improve your mood and combat fatigue while chillaxin’ at Wayne Manor? Try the berry-licious Batgirl, a sativa–dominant hybrid that shakes a pretty mean cape. (Cowl optional, but you do you.) Riddler OG (aka, “Power”) is a 50-50 indica-sativa hybrid sure to produce the ga-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-noobies, so be prepared. Keep the bat phone close by so Alfred can pick up pizza (or Haagen Dazs—or both) when the munchies hit.

Catwoman Kush doesn’t currently exist (hint, hint), but we envision it as a seriously seductive, heady little hybrid that’ll send shivers of ecstasy down your spine. And those come-f*ck-meeee-ow-me stilettos? That’s one “KAPOW!” we don’t wanna miss. (High or otherwise.)

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