GATHER RESIDENTS
DING DONG THAT BOGGITY BONG
HOT DIGGITY DANK.
Scurb in the burbs, city or wherever the hell you live! It's Good Neighbor Day and we couldn't be happier—or more blizinated. Famous film and television neighbors have been bromancing the stone for decades. That '70s Show, Broad City, Weeds, Workaholics and Trailer Park Boys are just a few shows that come to mind, not to mention 60-plus classic stoner flicks listed on IMDB alone. And the reason's def not surprising.
It's always welcome when the aroma of weed wafts through cracked windows, courtyards, balconies and beyond. Heck, even better when that dude from the fourth floor's hotboxing in the garage. Again. Talk about paradise by the dashboard light (emphasis on light). Savoring every last whiff while unloading groceries, raking leaves or getting the mail makes even the most menial household chores damn near magical. Except if you live in close proximity to Hillary Duff, of course.
Next-level it up by sharing the one love with your very own Gladys Kravitz, persnickety Mr. Wilson or any resident who needs to chill the eff out. Imagine the condo association prez floating around common areas on clouds instead of pounding out HOA fee increases? Now that's a long overdue hey-howdy-high-neighbor experience. And, if you're lucky, they'll reciprocate by puff, puff, passing you a big fat fatty of that primo top shelf they've been saving.
Today's all about hobnobbing with fellow cohabitants—minus borrowing the lame, outdated cup of sugar. We've put together a list of the sweetest strains sure to turn these pseudo-strangers into besties. So bust out the bizzle, fire up the grill (y'all are gonna be famished after) and smokie doke with your newfound friends.
Sugar Spritz
From the folks at Cresco Labs, this sativa-dominant hybrid of Lemon Bean x Sugar Daddy is famous for having a sweet and creamy berry-vanilla profile with a punchy, tangy, citrus-y finish. Plus, the fast-acting energizing high is the shizz for socializing with your new BFFs. Please and thank you.
Sugar Cane
Scale new creative peaks—NDAs optional! This sativa-dominant cultivar, a cross of Platinum x Slurricane, will have you and the neigh-buds brainstormin' up a, um, storm in the most uplifted, yet relaxed way. Its sweet grape candy, citrus and earthy notes beat anything ol' Bammy Crocker could whip up for the occasion.
Sugar Shack
Elevate après-work schmooze fests with this indica-dominant breed, which produces a soothing, mellow, calming high to float the day's stress away. Blame Farmhouse Studio Genetics when your guests refuse to leave—despite devouring every last morsel once the munchies hit. Even the condiments won't be safe.
Sugar High
Gather the neighbbies for an impressive evening sesh with Strayfox Gardenz' award-winning, indica-dominant strain. A mix of GG4 x Ninja Turtles, this sweet 'n' spicy, dessert-like delight delivers an uplifted, super-social high before its deep, soothing bliss hits. Kick everyone out before couchlock sets in or you'll be hosting breakfast as well.
Check out @weedmaps to find these or your fave strains, then schwomp the day away with your newfound friends. Like this post? Join our bammy canna-fam. Your comments, follows, likes, subscribes and shares help spread joie de schmeez 'round the world. God knows we all need it. (Some more than others, so do them a solid.)
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