Friday, September 13, 2019

HIGH-KU OF THE "FORTUNE COOKIES" DAY!


Crystal balls ‘n’ bud
We ain’t talkin’ subtle buzz,
Bake, bake, bake that green!


Welcome to our fave kind of holiday! This bitchin’ cookie strain is an auspicious hybrid of OG Kush and Girl Scout Cookies that’s dammmmm-mmmmmn good. And stoner foodies (stonoodies?) are in for an herbal, nutty, skunky sweet treat that kicks Thin Mint’s poser ass to the curb. After a big, fat bing-ting of this, you’ll be giggling, “Aren’t we the lucky ones?” Hint: Yes, yes we are.

Your fortune? “Three hits and major euphoria will send you soarin' in the extremely near future. You’re welcome.” Lucky Numbers: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 (Chill. Flying solo = more weed for you. And who doesn't want that?)

Wanna whip up a batch o' fortune cookie bliss that’ll have you bakin’ in more ways than one? Check out the Weed Blog for recipes. PS: just make sure you don’t burn the house down ‘cuz you’re so dang hozed. Or simply visit @leafly for a dispensary near you.

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