Sunday, September 15, 2019

HIGH-KU OF THE “WIFE APPRECIATION” DAY!


Kiss the blushing blunt
She rolls? Wife that dank diva,
Mama saves the shake!


Nice day for a WEED WEDDING! Now that you’ve sealed the deal, grab the little missus and hit some Wedding Cake, a tangy, peppery, sour strain with super creamy notes kinda like, um, cake. Talk about ooey, gooey dank-deliciousness. 

Best part? (And you know there is one.) The Cherry Pie-and-Girl-Scout-Cookies marriage that spawned this Indica-dominant hybrid couldn’t have birthed a more amazeballs aphrodisiac. Its intense-yet-euphoric high will have her canoodlin’ daddy’s doobies (or mommy's but, either way, hopefully that’s you) and then some. Ohhhhhhh yeah. And mackin’ while cake-raked, er, rekindling love, is what this beautiful heartfelt holiday’s all about.

So whether you and your boo have reached the first or 50th anniversary, bringing her flowers of the toke-tastic kind is the ultimate symbol of hella-ppreciation. Remember, the couple that blazes together, stayzes together—just make sure there’s a pre-nup stating who gets custody of the bong.

Check out @nobleglass for wedding/anniversary bongs or @weedmaps to find Wedding Cake at a dispensary near you.

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